Nuts For Drinks for Lager

Nuts For Drinks for Lager

No sir, can’t recommend these for human consumption. If you’ve got a lager, and you want to test it both with and without special peanuts, then you’ve gotten hold of a lager you like. And if you like it, that’s because of the taste of the lager. These specks of legume do not bring anything new and interesting out of any lager, they just wipe out the nice taste you were anticipating when you poured the lager.

Not sure why chutney was picked as a flavor to go with lager, but it was a failure of someone who had great hopes of becoming a peanut mogul, only to see their dreams dashed on the sharp rocks of incompetence.

Don’t pair deez nutz with any lager you care about. Might be useful for washing out the taste of tarantula if one of your bar buddies dared you to eat a baby tarantula for 5 bucks. Otherwise, set this packet in your auto’s glove box for someday if you slide off the road in a snowstorm and need something to supplement the meltwater on the second day before you’re rescued.