Trouble Red Flag Amber

Trouble's RedFlag Amber Ale
Trouble’s RedFlag Amber Ale

More Trouble from the sampler 12, and remember how i called out the Much Info appearing on some beer packaging lately? Well this ain’t that. There isn’t a website, nor an address, not even a lousy phone number on this Pack Of Troubles, nor on the cans. This one is 4.5% alk, and it’s an amber ale, and that’s all we need to know.

Errr, no. We also need to know that this is brewed with honey, which was a fad about 20 years ago, but ran its course about 15 years ago. Not a fan of honey beer here, so this is not recommended for human consumption.

Rating it at 3.3 and enough said.

OMG, it’s the TPP

What the heck? Why are pols and pundits piling on the poo-poohs for TPP? The Trans-Pacific Partnership is not just another trade deal, it is a plan for America remaining in charge of the world for another century. They already call the 1900’s the American Century, and the TPP, if it survives inane banter by know-naughts, will do the same for the 2000’s. Hey, that’s two in a row. Not quite enough to be an “Era”, but two Centuries in a row is on the way to becoming a historical “Period”.

First of all, the TPP is not about trade. The TPP is about geopolitics, and it is a masterpiece of diplomacy. Took 10 years to hammer it all out, and don’t tell the other Partners this, but we got almost everything we were after as far as trade. So as a trade deal, TPP is pretty good. But its purpose is not to lower trade barriers. The purpose is not to enrich corporations and steal American jobs.

The purpose of the Trans-Pacific Partnership is to make China a democracy in 2030.

And it will work, if we’re smart enough to sign it. There are 15 converging reasons why this ploy will work, ranging from simple demographics to a couple fairly complex economic principles. And, it will need a few political nudges in the 2020’s and a handful of military moves too. The TPP is not a guarantee on its own, but with a few nudges, it is a Golden Ticket to a second American Century.

Who are we partnering with? Not China, not North Korea, not Russia. And not the 3rd world. We’re closing deals with the new second world, what Eastern Europe and South America were in the last century. In their eyes, access to the biggantiest market in the world is gonna make them rich. In their dreams, they can get so very rich, that someday they can move their family to America. Errrm, i’d say that’s exactly what we want.

But that’s just a side benefit. Hordes of nouveau riche with trunks of cash are nothing new to America. What the TPP does on a broader scale is let a collection of not-Chinas morph into a viable substitute for China. A wider manufacturing base in East Asia allows the United States to decisively win any trade-war with anyone, anywhere, not just China. Raising that manufacturing capacity from low-tech, to mid-tech and hi-tech, removes China’s single economic advantage: an enormous workforce kept very docile.

Non-China countries in East Asia nearly equal China in human weight. Better access to American markets will light an economic fire under them all. It’s prickly to say it aloud, but that means downward pressure on wages in China. In a repressive society, well, we should know by now that political forces are both more volatile and also more trenched. Even if political forces are universally crappy, it’s much better to have them out in the open than within a silent Central Committee. You just don’t see coups in mature democracies.

The TPP will make South Korea a fully modern, 1st World nation. They’re mostly the way there already. The effect that has on North Korea will be profound, and the effect North Korea’s coup has on China will be leviathan. What we’ll see in South East Asia is similar, the rise of a class of players who have more stake in economic integration than nationalism. Economy requires stable policy, and the mature democracies have proved, by now, that semi-autonomous economic policy, one that is halfway insulated from politics, yields exponential results.

When this happens in most of China’s neighbors, and the results start to become undeniable, well, there’s no way to harness a billion+ people who see greener grass over the fence. They’re gonna want greener grass. I know, China is historically predisposed to be ruled by an emperor, but they have at least had the farce of elections for decades. There is at least a system in place, to be co-opted when the first local counter-revolutions start.

All this, the TPP sets into motion. It’s the final nail in the 1800’s worldview, where nation states rattle gunboats and big eats small. Many opponents of TPP fear a broader reach of multinational corps and devaluation of American workers. Rather, the TPP boosts American know-how by opening more markets for our technical and cultural exports. The jobs may flow out in drips and drabs but the inflow of talent and treasure will ensure that America stays in charge of the world for the rest of the century.

TPP is not about trade. It is about lifting 1.3 billion people from the 1800’s into the 2000’s, although they will likely come kicking and screaming. No prob, d00d, that’s how America did it too. We’ll wait for you. The point is that TPP lets us do the screaming, and less kicking. Reliable elections and a semi-autonomous economic policy throw a wet blanket over punching people.

Abita Big Easy IPA

Abita's Big Easy IPA
Abita’s Big Easy IPA

Normally, you beware when a beer’s label says Easy Drinkin’ on it. But i bought it anyway, because it was on sale at $9 for six. These are the same people who make Purple Haze, a raspberry lager which has nice artwork on the carton but the concept sounds like an abomination. I’m sure it is, and never plan on buying it. The artwork on this one is much less infernally menacing, with a big river steamboat. Folks on the boat are dancing, someone brought their tuba, and i think i spotted the skeleton from the Purple Haze carton.

Again, the neat trend of Much Info on the bottom of the carton, listing the malts, the hops (4 kinds) and Abita even exposes what yeast they used. Bravo, bucko! And there’s more: the water source, style, color, IBUs (40 here), the alk (4.5%), and something called a Lovibond Rating, whatever the hell that is, this beer gets 7 Lovibonds.

And still more, there are 4 kinds of approved glassware and food pairings too. Fish (narrowed down to “most fish”) are suggested, and not one but four kinds of cheese: American, Havarti, MontyJack and Muenster. Really? American cheese? I thought American cheese these days was mostly made out of plastic with colorings and flavorings added. Meh, perhaps i’m wrong about American cheese, but i can’t see it paired with anything other than white bread and ketchup, maybe a slice of some indeterminate meat.

Not going to call this TMI because i like the trend, but one wonders if the next step is full recipes on the bottom of a beer carton? It is definitely a new world for beer.

As for the beer itself, there’s a light beer-body and medium-level hops, the quartet of cones used are perhaps muddying the overall flavor where a trio or duo could have been more effective. The label comes out and admits that they tossed lemon peels into the vat, and you can taste that, and it is good, but that also might be taking some of the precision off the edges of the hops.

Light alcohol, good citrusy taste even if it is a little forced, but it certainly does taste like it’d be good on a hot-hazy-humid day, which Louisiana is simply infested with. I can recommend this for human consumption, rate it at 7.0, and encourage you to give it a go. However, my food pairings would differ: basil/garlic chicken, broiled scallops, or gouda cheese. Skip the American cheese until we determine what it’s made out of.

Great Lakes Steady Rollin’ IPA

Great Lakes' Steady Rollin' IPA
Great Lake’s Steady Rollin’ IPA

Wordy packaging but a simple beer. Good score for info, however, and this one is at 4.8% alk with 50 IBU’s. Following a neat recent trend, the bottom of the sixer’s carton recommends the proper glass to drink this out of, and food pairings (spicy chicken tacos and fresh salad, by the way).

Single variety of hops, Mosaic, and this one is another “Session” IPA, and i really have to find out what that means one day. The technical stuff aside, i’ve had Great Lakes beer before but wasn’t bowled over by it. This one is pretty good. A low alcohol IPA for an active Summer day, clean taste and a medium-weight beer body.

Already found the perfect Summer IPA: the Bonobo from CB. But this one is a pleasing second place, nearly a creamy taste and low on the malted sweetness. I could serve this to friends and not worry whether they like it or not. A fine beer for what it tries to be, a 7.1 rating is fully earned.

Just wondering, is there any beer out there, where they recommend pairing it with bacon-wrapped meatballs? I mean, chicken tacos and fresh salad is… kinda limpdicky.

Trouble Brewing Cat’s Away IPA

Trouble's Cat's Away IPA
Trouble’s Cat’s Away IPA

There must be a hop variety which tastes like blood, because i’ve had another IPA, from Oskar Blues, with the same odd flavor as this one from Trouble Brewery. Not off-putting, just an odd flavor for a beer to have. Then again, the package has two cans in a boxing match and the top of the can bears a slogan: “Here Comes Trouble,” so maybe it actually is blood?

Slightly darker and fuller-bodied than many IPAs, not crazy hoppy, but enough to confirm that it is what it says it is. Reminds me of that American India Pale Ale from Saranac, with the hearty real-beer base beneath the hops. I like it. 5.9% alks in here, and that heavier beer base, so it’s not a summery IPA, but i like it in July anyway. Good price at $13.29 for the sampler 12, called A Pack Of Trouble, and a sixer was $8.29 so it’s only five bucks for the bonus six, and i really like that.

The taste is middling, lower on the IBU scale, but the body is higher quality than many. Deliberation and contemplation ensues, and i think a 6.7 is a fair rating here. Had better but had worse too, and at $1.10 per can it’s a square deal. In fact, the price is so appealing that i hope the other 3 varieties in the sampler 12 are as good. Would be hard to spend $8.29 on six of these, but $13.29 for 12 in a range of styles sounds like a great idea. If the others are good, will definitely get another Pack Of Trouble.

Labatt Blue Light Lime

Labatt's Blue Light Lime
Labatt’s Blue Light Lime

Well it’s not beer. Anyone who calls this “beer” needs to be reminded that this is an alcoholish ade, not a beer. As a beer, this would be an abomination unto my sight. Fruit does not belong in beer. Sometimes hops can lend fruitish flavors to a beer, but those are hops, not fruits. So that’s where this drink stands.

But as a summery drink, it’s got its place. 4% alk and i don’t believe this is fermented like a beer, i think it’s some water with lime flavors added, then they toss in some carbonation and a touch of grain spirits. If you like the flavor of lime, you might like this. It’s like Sprite with alcohol.

On the chance i’m wrong and there is some kind of grain, rice perhaps, which is being fermented to make this stuff, then i owe it a review. As a beer it’s abhorrent and a 0.2 seems generous. But as a fizzy punchy lime-ade, then we’re talking about a 115-calorie drink with a zippy lime talent and reasonably respectable 4% alk content. Not too bad as an ade, it gets a 6.6.

Oskar Blues IPA

Oskar Blues IPA
Oskar Blues IPA

A pretty good one, right in the middle of the pack. Nothing stellar but nothing screwed up either. A mighty fine IPA. 6.43% alk in this one, though how they can be that specific about their gravity is an oddment. Lightly cloudy beer, more clear than cloud, and it effervesces more than usual for an IPA. Definitely like this, but at $9 for six and that’s a buck-off on sale, there are better beers out there at the price.

There’s also a slight metallic taste to this IPA, which could just be hops playing tricks on my tongue, or it could have something to do with the other Oskar ale i tried,  the “Pinner,” which tasted lightly like blood. Maybe it’s their water source, bringing in extra iron, i don’t know.

But the hops are well done, the body is midgrade, and it’s tasty. Ish. Rating here is 6.2 but would be higher without that metallic twinge.

Rohrbach Red Wing Red Ale

Rohrbach's Red Wing Red Ale
Rohrbach’s Red Wing Red Ale

Youngers won’t remember, but once the Berlin Wall came down and the Kremlin got de-communist-ified, it was safe to make “red” beer again without some rat-faced Congressman using you as a scarecrow. Even Genesee did it, making “Genny Red”, but my favorite was Carlsberg’s version, the Red Elephant, which came in an oilcan 25 ouncer, and which would trample you.

Now since Rohrbach Brewery is in Rochester NY, and the home baseball team is the Red Wings, simple to predict that eventually we’d get a Red Wing Red Ale, and here it is. One ding against Rohrbach is that they don’t put much info about the beers on the side of their cans, or on the bottom (i looked, and it has a use-by date down there and “please store cold”). Rohrbach doesn’t tell you how strong their beers are, and i found out the hard way that their Highland Lager is quite a bit stronger than suspected.

But a plus for Rohrbach is the 1-pint cans with easily recycleable hard plastic clusterers. Not like the usual soft-plastic can clusterers, where you have to grab the scissors and cut each loop to be a responsible person and prevent seabirds from strangling.

As for the beer itself, this red ale is clear with a healthy coppery tone, a mellow taste and that customary “red beer” aftertaste of iron. Juicy midranges in the taste, like oatmeal with orange syrup, or saltines with nutella spread. Overall a tasty brew, but pricey at $9 for 4×16 cans = only 64 ounces.

So it’s a fine beer but i’m going to give a seemingly low rating. Part of that is the price, part of that is the fact that Red Elephant was the only one i really liked out of the flood of reds in the 1990’s. If you’re after a red, then this one is for you. I just prefer other types of beer. So this one gets a 4.5 from me.

Wachusetts Green Monsta IPA

 

Wachusett's Green Monsta IPA
Wachusett’s Green Monsta IPA

Wondered about the odd pattern on the label and the odd name of this IPA, and then realized: of course! It’s made in Massachusetts and the pattern is the stitching on a baseball, so the Green Monster is the one in Fenway Park. But the Red Sox have trademarked the phrase “Green Monster” which is ridiculous, it’s like getting a patent on bread, but it means this beer has to be Monsta instead of Monster. The Red Sox even went as far as slapping Ellwood Blues when he used to say on his radio hour that his sponsor, The House Of Blues restaurant chain’s place in Boston was “right behind the Green Monster.” Now Ellwood has to say “behind Fenway Park.” Ridiculous.

In any case, now safe from being sued by a baseball club they likely adore, the Wachusett Brewery has another winner on its hands. Billed as “unfiltered” and an “American India Pale Ale”, which is… nevermind… this sippyslut is a healthy 6.1% alk with a stand-up 55 IBUs. Cloudy so it’s certainly unfiltered, but if they want to go that route, they need to talk to the Monkey Handler at CB Craftbrewers about the Makumba, which is so unfiltered as to be chewy.

This Massachewy beer is not as dirty as all that, but it does chew up and spit out most of its competition. A killa dilla of a beer, strong beer body flavor and adventurous hoppys (Amarillo, Cascade and Centennial). It all adds up to a deep one to left center and if you want to catch it, look out where you’re running. The hops are citrus of course, but the hint of sweetness brings out other tart fruits, nectarine and peach.

Have to place this one in the top five IPAs to cross this tongue, and it breaks the tie. The previous 4 toppers were Smuttynose Finestkind from Maine and Sam Adams’s 48º from Boston, and Sierra Nevada’s Hop Hunter out of Cali, then Full Sail from Oregon. With another addition to the echelon from New England, we are no longer tied… the Easterners have the edge. With the 6.1% it’s not really a hot-day beer, but the all ’round excellence of this masterpiece is an easy 9.3 rating. Ignore baseball but love this beer.